jam-b-oura

random

2008-09-28T14:50:00.003+03:00

im kind of obsessed with commercials , love this 1 , hate pepsi though :P

where is looove (8)

random webpage

http://www.bloodyfingermail.com/message.php

kinkos shminkos

2008-09-07T15:54:00.002+03:00

kinkos should be professional right? right .....

i wanted them to print stickers for me , 10 papers . i waited for 30 min just to print it out and cut them . , i go back home and realized it was backward , the sticker side was empty , and the words were on the non sticky side :/

i went there the next day , handled them to the same guy and told him shoooof , and then not another word , he went back there to make more but he didnt know how and he asked for assistance from some other guy ??? kinkos o kinkos and they have such employees not to mention he was kinda rude , i was in a hurry so i gave them a copy and told them ill come tomorrow ,

i come back i saw the sticker wala shno ? its not the color i wanted , totally different grrrrrr , they said they didnt have the original file thats why it came out like that.

wb3deeeen? ily 9ar ina they gave it to a third guy and he was working on it but this time i had to wait 45 min ambaaay zahaagt n then he came and he told me u can pick them up tomrrow morning ... :/ mo min 9ijhom.

and then an american guy came to send fedex , ofcourse all theire tshirts was written on it fedex. and non of them knew how to send fedex but 1 and he was busy , and hes like thats not possible , only 1 single guy knows how to use the fedex , u all should take your tshirts off LOOL

and tonight im gonna go and pick em up and i sure hope theyve done it right

ps: next time ill try quick copy

clumsy powder

2008-08-29T22:51:00.003+03:00

today i decided to go to my friend's house to help her with her exhibition , its 5 pm and powder is really hungry , 6 , 7 ,8 bamoooooooooot min ilyooo3 , 8:30 i called my cousins:

powder : wainkom
flana: ilraya
powder: ok ana yayatkom
flana: 7ayach

when i reached they already finished and theire having coffee so i decided to get a sandwich from chocolate and macaroon , i reach for my wallet waala its not there OH MY GOD !!!! i forgot it back at the exhibition , so i borrowd money from my cousin and paid for my sandwich , later on i placed my cell phone inside my pocket wala i had 10 kd inside :/ LOOOOOOOOOL mas5ara

wazedkom min ilshe3er bait , we seperated and each went to her car , i realized i dont have 5arda then i cal my cousin again

powder: hahahaha
flana: shfeeeech hahaha
powder : aby 100 fils hahhaha
flana : laughing hystarically and making fun of me

so she drove next to me and gave me lotsa coins and some fell in the street :P and i finaly got my 100 fils and thankgod the sandwich was good and worth wat happened :P

pancakes anyone ?

2008-08-27T10:51:00.005+03:00

with butter?

with chocolate chip ?

with chocolate sauce?

men and feelings

2008-08-18T14:07:00.003+03:00

i was talking about this subject with few friends of mine .

what is it with men and feelings? r they feeling less? or are they too manly to express their feelings ? or is it just hard for them to express? . weather hes Ur father husband , Ur son or even just a person u know.

i actually had to face that and I'm sure most of u did , lets say they expressed their feeling , is it true ? or are they just lying to get attention ?

can u please explain to me why ?

moment of silence

2008-08-06T09:25:00.003+03:00

since im silent and have nothing in mind to write about , I dedicate this post to all silent readers

drilling

2008-06-14T20:12:00.005+03:00

have u ever wOke up early in the morning on the sound of DRILLING ? IF NOT THEN UR 1 LUCKY BASTARD :p JUST KIDDING :P

happened to me few days ago , suddenly i woke up on the sound of drilling , it was 5:45 am , what the hell? y3nee laaaish ?? cant u wait till its 8 when we are all at work , it was sooo loud that i felt like if they were drilling my head , i was going to stick my head out of the wIndow to yell at them b3den i remembered that im in kuwait , DAAYMN .

what to do , what to do , i want to sleep , i spotted my yellow ear plugs that i got from boots , they were INCREDIBLE , i totally recommend it , life savers

Public Service Announcement (P.S.A.)

2008-04-14T14:57:00.009+03:00

Suicide is the act of intentionally terminating one's own life. It is a topic that isn't really taken that seriously in the Arab world especially in Kuwait. And with this being said it is still an act that many Kuwaiti's and Foreigners living in Kuwait still do. Over the past 10 years the number of Suicides have increased but it is also something that is considered a taboo, and is kept very hush hush in the news and therefore many people living in Kuwait don't hear about it.

I've created this P.S.A. of suicide using fruits for a class project. You can just imagine by looking at the fruits of how painful this would be if it was a Human. So PLEASE i encourage you all to take this seriously and if you ever hear or know of anyone that is considering to end there life this way, talk to them, and let them know that there are people out there that still care and love them and that what ever the reason may be, it is not worth taking your own life.

In Addition there are shots with the help of my partners but weren't a part of my campaign so they did the editing on there's, so all i have is the raw images of them.

hope u enjoy!

jam-b-oura.blogspot.com

2008-03-25T13:10:00.001+03:00

Girly Graphic Comments

HAPPY

2008-03-18T13:18:00.002+03:00

powder is extremely happy , cant even describe it , so im gonna celebrate my hapiness away from my blog for a while . and now ill leave u all being happy :D WOHOOOO

am i eating too much kakaw ??

2008-03-10T11:55:00.004+03:00

i blame greys anatomy

maybe she's born with it maybe its maybelline

2008-02-28T11:09:00.008+03:00

ok seriously? maybe its maybelline ? im sure its not , im sure shes born with it .

y3ne why bring beautiful faces ? why models ? like adriana lima or josie maran ? why not bring normal faces, normal people from the street ?

i think for a make up company to succsseed , they should bring normal faces , normal people , no celebs or models , to prove that theire make up really makes wonders

but overall i love theire make up :P theire lipglosses r amazing and cheap :D

cupcakes

2008-02-20T21:50:00.006+03:00

i got bored so i thought id bake cupcakes , and please dont comment on how bad are my pictures , im no photography expert , enjooy

make sure to lick the screen :P , BON APETIT

More of My Work

2008-02-19T14:58:00.007+03:00

This post is dedicated to my work done on the hottest model out there and my future wife :P

These contain images from when i first started as a graphic designer to now which has been about a year and a half so im sure u will notice a difference and realize which ones are the old ones and the new ones as well :P
I give you The one and only Adriana Lima :)

Hope u enjoyed :)

emotional

2008-02-19T11:46:00.002+03:00

sad , pissed of and annoyed , thats how i feel today and i have nothing else to say

oh , and im kind of addicted to this song i just cant stop listening to it , its so addictive

enjoy

remix , love it

peace

BACK

2008-02-12T10:43:00.000+03:00

my month's vacation is over , and here i am back to work , back to boredomness , back to exhaustion , back to waking up early, back to hell , back to drinking coffee everyday, back to being bossed around , back to being on facebook all work time , back to blogging LOL

and i just discovered that my vacation isnt over and here i am coming to work early in the morning sunday monday and tuesday while i should be home either sleeping or baking and making pancakes, tsk tsk tsk

i dont know wether i should claim back my 3 vacation days or just skip and go home right now and come back to work till next week

foods that help

2008-01-31T11:12:00.000+03:00

i read this in a magazine , and i thought that i should and i HAVE to share it , HALLOOO NATURE TREATMENT

this is not a girly post :P

what u should eat and avoid if u had :

*acne:
-what to eat:
bright red and orange fruits and vegetables have beta-carotene which your body converts to oil reducing vitamin A , green leafy vegetables contain vitamin B6 which minimize swelling , so pimples are reduced , eat tomatoes , carrots , red pepper and melons.

-what to avoid
iodine rich salt , shrimp and seaweed stimulate oil glands including irritations of pores. pure chocolate WONT cause acne ( but along with dairy and refined flour ) can .

*wrinkles:
what to eat :
fruits rich in color such as berries ( have vitamin C to promote anti-aging , skin firming collagen and antioxidants, orange seafoods like salmon and lobster contain an anti-oxidant stronger than vitamin C and E

what to avoid:
avoid taking too much iron , high doses can contribute to wrinkles

*dry skin:
what to eat
drink lots of water and eat foods with good fats (which keep cell walls strong and prevent water loss ) like avocado and olive oil as well as citrus and kiwi , also cabbage has sulfur , which can prevent dry irritated skin.

what to avoid:
drinks like coffee and black tea dehydrate your skin also margarine and most fried foods contain trans fats and hydrogenated oils which leads to dry skin.

*rosacea ( inflammation of skin which causes redness)
what to eat:
eat calming food such as fish, cucumbers and licorice , turmeric seasoning is a powerful antioxidant and anti-inflammatory.

what to avoid:
hot foods( in temperature and spiciness ) alcohol and caffeine make blood vessels swell so skin looks redder. niacin-rich peanuts can also increase flushing.

theres more for puffy eyes , thin hair , brown spots and dull skin , i will be writing them in another post, don't want to take a lot of your time. i hope eating this food does its affect.

belief

2008-01-27T19:40:00.000+03:00

they say if i wanted something so bad i have to believe in it . i have friends and family telling me "powder" if i wanted something to happen in my life and i have believed and prayed for it i know i will get it and i really do get what i want.

i wanted some changes in my life now and its been a while and i tried to believe and pray to have these changes but its not working with me , am i not believing enough? am i not praying enough ? and its not something that i can have with money.

what is belief and how do we believe?? I'm just so confused right now

My Work

2008-01-25T16:06:00.000+03:00

Over the past few months i have strongly gained an interest in photography. Photography is somethin so beautiful and with each image captured it's a moment in ur life that will never return again. This post is dedicated to the best of my works that i have done over the past few months. Some images will appear natural, while others i have edited and modified with photoshop. Hope you enjoy.

"Point of BLUE"

In this series my main focus was the color blue. Notice how each image blue is the only stable color. All the other colors are blurred out emphasizing on the color BLUE.

Project "Intuition"

The point of this project was that we had to listen to different conversations. With each conversation we had to take a picture that would suit the text. The photo's could have either been set up or natural shots. So beside each image i provided the text to help you understand the image more..

Just have 100% faith and maybe you won’t have the answer that satisfies you. But, I know what I know and I know that I have a long way to go. No one or anything is going to stop me.

Words can’t describe the way I feel. Most of the time I express myself in my music or art. Just the way I am.

How long have u been smoking? You really shouldn’t smoke. It kills you.

The anger I feel right now is burning inside of me. I just feel that every time I’m right they thinks I’m wrong. How can I prove to them that I’m not lying?

One man. One mission. One desire

Smoking Colors

The point of this Series of photo’s was to show art and colors in a different point of view, one that many don’t see. I wanted to show how life and death can be so different but create something beautiful. The colors representing life and the cigarettes representing death. This is my best work done so far :)

Hope you enjoyed and hopefully you will be seeing more of my work soon :)

goodbye heath ledger

2008-01-24T12:10:00.000+03:00

The 28-year-old Australian actor was found dead on Tuesday in his New York apartment :(

cause of death was sleeping pills overdose according to the sources

a special dedication to kuwait's government hospitals : YOU SUCK BIG TIME !!!!!

2008-01-23T12:52:00.000+03:00

i go to "mostaw9af" to get "ta7weel" for "jildia" hospital near sabaah , and i went today early in the morning , dr checked my skin then sent me for "ta7aleel" , i went to the "ta7aleel" booth and theres no 1 to take my blood and then i asked some working lady there and she says , ma 3ndna a7ad ys7ab dam today " the nurse mista2thena " NA3AM ?? what the hell ?? shino y3nee nurse mista2thenaa ?? ween ga3deeen?? mako ila 1 nurse ?? this is unbelievable

then they sent me to saba7 hospital for "ta7aleel" and they will send it to jildiya themselves? wala mo m9adga ily ga3ed y9eer , so i go there complaining talking to myself like crazy .

i reached saba7 and then i had an interesting conversation with the guy nurse or wtv u call him , but i will stick with guy nurse :P

him: r u fasting?
me: no
him: *silent* and a weird look on his face
me: WHAT?
him: u should be fasting
me: huh? i only had coffee
him: yes ma'am but u have to be fasting , no food , no drink ,
me: having a pissed face, i didnt know that i should be fasting , for how long do i have to be fasting
him: 12 hours
me: huh?? ula 12 hours , ok thank you and then i left

waleen , its just coffee , y3ne just stick the damn needle in my arm and get the damn blood , so im going again tomorrow morning and ill be fasting and starving , i think some1 should treat me after this blood test tomorrow :P * rolls eyes*

oh and i think the dr shouldve told me to fast before going to the hospital , so its not really my fault

celebrity surprise

2008-01-18T22:50:00.000+03:00

you wont believe this but its true , did u know that these celebs r muslims?? yes they are , i did not believe it at first not until i checked .

oshea jackson AKA ice cube

daniel moore

bil`3l6 :P and i dont know how to remove it :P

busta rhymes

Erik Schrody AKA everlast

malcolm X

q tip

eve jihan jeffers , its true walaaah

terrence howard

faheem najm AKA T PAIN

AKON , yes akon lol

dave chapell

any questions??

flying

2008-01-11T13:57:00.000+03:00

dear friends , i will be away for a week , flying to jordan , i will not check blogs neither will i write one :P , i will rest my eyes from the laptop

be safe , eat well , drive safely and EAT WELL :D

regards , powder

jordan here i come

the kid in you

2008-01-10T14:40:00.000+03:00

i shoot , i rock climb and i do many crazy activities , but i never expected myself to try the trampoline , WOHOOOOO .

yesterday was my cousin's bday, we rented a trampoline . i have found the kid in me and tried it , and i also tried the slide trampoline , i swear its fun , its crazy and its hilarious

so i recommend u all to try it , weather ur a big guy or a big girl , find the kid in you and try the trampouline , u will never forget that day and dont do it alone , have ur friends and family with you

sorry i did not take pictures :(

terrorism adds

2008-01-09T10:19:00.000+03:00

i have nothing to say other than that i am really proud to see those adds on tv , and i would love to see more great work , instead of these silly commercials like the "hardees 9aroo5 " or is it kentucky's?? , i know its not related but its just 1 of those commercials that pisses me off just like the 1's they show on melody tv , SICKOS

gives me goosebumps

marriage proposal

2008-01-05T13:30:00.000+03:00

okaay people , lately i am getting so many marriage proposals :D and i had to write about it :P

first time i started giving out pancakes i had sooo many compliments and marriage proposals :P

first proposal , one guy said "if i married you , would u make them for me everyday" , hahaha this was 1 of the best compliments i have ever had :P

second proposal was by chika which really made me laugh , im not going to tell u what she said but feel free to read her blog

http://chikapappi.com/2007/12/01/official-marriage-proposal/

third person was a female too , a close friend of mine and in my extended family :P , always telling me "MARRY ME ?? "

fourth person was my sister's friend and i still dont know why she wants to marry me LOL

and today my cousin traveled to the US so i made him a goodbye banana cake and his sister ate his cake and said noura tetzawejainy ?? and she gave me a ring HAHAHAH

and i have noticed that most of the proposals are from females lol which i dont know why . COME ON people theres still a waiting list for more proposals :P

a tumbler story :P

2008-01-04T15:42:00.000+03:00

last week i woke up in the morning and i saw a pink tumbler on the table for breast cancr awareness from coffee bean and tea leaf and i went crazy over it and i said i have to get me 1 and when i went to a near coffee bean and tea leaf they were out of it :(

i insisted on getting 1 so the guy called all the coffee beans to find me 1 and guess what , he did find 1 YAAAAY ,, there is a new coffee bean in muthana, i took my sister and cousin with me , weather was freezing but was amazing and i got my cute pink tumbler :D

i already had my coffee in the morning but i had to try my tumbler so i had another coffee :D

, talk about getting HIGH :p

oh and if u want a quiet place to study at or relax i recommend coffee bean and tea leaf muthana or kaifan :P

anyways while leaving muthana parking it was ma`3reb prayer , as i reached the booth to pay for the parkin ticket , the guy wasnt there and there was like 3 or 4 cars behind me :S i honked bas no 1 is there , we waited n waited wela hes praying inside LOL ,, ok seriously , why isnt there any 1 else there to work while the other is praying ?? we took a video picture of hm bas 7asafaa he didnt show up in the camera LOL

christmas and new year VS eid

2008-01-01T12:39:00.000+03:00

january first 2008 ,12 am i was staying home , i heard whistles and fireworks , aaaah people celebrating new year, having parties , oh and lets not forget christmas the whole december.

recently i have noticed muslims celebrating christmas and new year more than EID al-adha and EID al-feter , why not celebrate easter and hanukkah too , lets carry a Menorah and just walk around and lets bring all the eggs we have in the fridge and lets paint tiny bunnies on them.

i have nothing against any religion or theire celebrations and certainly i have nothing against new year , its just that i dont see muslims celebrating EID as much as they celebrate christmas and other celebrations , i dont see as much banners celebrating eid as christmas .do u see jewish or christians or any other religion celebrating EID ?? nooo , why ?? because they have a certain celebration that they stick to and i respect that about them unlike us.

com on people celebrate eid more , u get MONEY on eid but u dont get money on christmas ;) I WANT TO SEE FIREWORKS CELEBRATING EID , please people make me happy and celebrate ur eid more than any other celebration .

o kel 3am o intaw b5air

GANGSTER shooter

2007-12-29T23:10:00.000+03:00

today was my first time shooting and oh boy its soo much fun , got my adrenaline pumping :D , the moment i held the gun i was terrified , then when i got my first shot i was like " WOHOOO" then i started jumping hahaha , i swear amazing feeling.

no wonder there r lots of killers out there , its soo much fun shooting somebody (6) , kidding :P

i shot the head and i shot two 10's , the guy told me im GOOD and im a natural GANGSTER hahaha

so dont mess with me or ill shoot u in the head and im not kidding

peace out

head shot

not bad eh ?? ;)

9mm gun shot , got it as a gift :D

GYM VS restaurant and a cafe

2007-12-24T13:00:00.000+03:00

2 years ago i used to go to a small gym in surra to practice yoga , and everytime i go there the smell of "pizza gai9ar" kills me , y3neee laaaish ?? . the gym keeps fresh cucumbers at the exit so i would take 1 to stay fit and healthy.. i pass by pizza gai9ar and theres the smell again :( so i go in and order a dozen :@ i gained weight instead of losing so i had to quit the freaking gym and i did . i even lost weight staying home doing no exercise at all .

y3ne what the hell? every gym has a restaurant , a cafe and a bakery next to it ?? how are we supposed to lose weight and stay fit smelling all this food leaving our gyms??

is there a place where we can practice exercise or go jogging without passing by a food place ??

and check platinum gyms , whats next to it ? pizza hut , mcdonalds and starbucks soon lol , If i were in those guys place i would never resist the smell of pizza and mcdonalds french fries :D

best webpages

2007-12-11T14:15:00.000+03:00

okaay im at work and bored so i thought id share these cool and funny webpages .. i just love them

1- http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

i love this 1
2- http://www.i-dressup.com/

3- http://wtfq8.com/

some mysterious game , tell me if u can leave the room :P
4-http://flash.abunawaf.com/2005/09/room.swf

best cupcakes in kuwait
5- http://www.littletreats-q8.com/

where to go this upcoming summer??
6- http://www.alovelyworld.com/index2.html

we r all artists :P
7-http://www.gbland.info/up/dl5.swf

8- http://chikapappi.c om/

9- http://www.choowygoowy.com/

10- http://www.1-click.jp/

how to sit straight using the computer

2007-12-06T11:58:00.000+03:00

i was at work checking my email - NOT SITTING STRAIGHT - , then i saw this email and i burst out laughing , they say share is care and because i care im going to share this with u all.

this is a dedication to all the bloggers , bloggerettes , facebookers and computer addicts out there LOL

i cried my eyes out laughing at this at work , i made a freaking scene

ENJOY

wth??

probably trying to give birth LOL

hahaha

how did he do that ?? and how did he got up ?? LOL

THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE HAHAHAHA

Orgazmic Pancakes

2007-12-04T23:29:00.000+03:00

It was just a normal day for me as usual. Wake up, go to uni, hang out with Friends. My usual routine of picking up my pancakes from powder once every week. But this time she decided to try somethin different. she mixed the chocolates with the pancake mix rather than serving the chocolate sauce separate and by god I tell u I've always enjoyed her pancakes, and always take my time eating them, but 2day the second i picked them up from her i just tried one, and I tell u the second it hit my taste buds my eye opened up sooooooo wide. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... by god these pancakes were not the normal and usual kind. must have been the best I've ever tasted my entire life! so i quickly drive 2 coffee beam right down the street get a cup of tea and go back 2 my car. there must have been around 10 pancakes or so, gulped all of them down like water and finished them within 5-10 mins !! I swear Ive always found her pancakes orgazmic, but 2day they were just OR-FUCKIN-GAZZZMIC !!! One day inshallah when she opens up her own restaurant or catering business, not only will i be her number one customer, also her number one advertiser cause i swear you'll never try anything that will ever top powders orgazmic pancakes!

best cookies ever

2007-12-02T13:44:00.000+03:00

COOKIES , we all love cookies , i've never met any1 who doesnt , and if u do know some1 who doesnt love cookies please send them over and i will make sure u will never hear from them again EVER (6) LOL

i love critisizing food and i sure love to compare :D and i try not to be mean im just a sweet good hearted person *giggles*

i love cookies and i have tried so many ,but non made me go GAGA over them , i even tried baking cookies myself which turned great but not PERFECT :D i shall reach perfection 1 day .

I have heard of choowy goowy and how theire cookies r awesome but i thought it was like all the other cookies and i didnt even bother to order . by coincedance i saw a choowy goowy stand in a carnival last week in GUST , so i said "what the hell, let me try them" . i bought a jar of light cookies

2AAAAH FINALLY a cookie that made me go GAGA over it and made me say HMMMMMMMMMM , they r choowy,they r goowy and they r heveanly yummy :D i have regreted not eating choowy goowy's cookies when i first knew about them , dont be like me :@

so i recommend you all who havent tried choowy goowy to try it and ejoy every bite of it

BON APETIT ;)

i adore theire webpage , its just as delicious as theire cookies LOL

http://www.choowygoowy.com/

a hunt for a gift

2007-11-30T13:44:00.000+03:00

i left work and passed by my cousin noor to hunt for a gift for my other cousin which we call " mouse " :P because she loves cheese

we went to sultan centre to buy fine cheese , LOTSA cheese , yes im not kidding we bought cheese as a gift and believe me it costed us more than buying a perfume or a set of perfume or even a keychain from swarovski :P

tsk tsk tsk , while i was passing by the chocolate rack i saw this LOL i mean how can people eat chocolate and put it back without being cought , there r cameras :P wala i got disgusted.

OUCH OUCH OUCH

2007-11-21T09:29:00.000+03:00

ok lets see if i remember how to write PROPERLY ... yesterday i just got of the shower and blue called "wanna go jogging" ?? e55 , wrong timing but i wanted to go so bad so yes we went with chika and my other sisters to scientific centre and met a friend there :D

blue made us walk on the sand which is tiring - my toes , feet , thighs and my whole body hurts :@ but thats a good thing :D OUCH.

weather was great , alot of couples - LOVE IS IN THE AIR - ya ALAAH i want to be a couple 1 day :$

after all that walking we went to burger king and ordered alot of food

- chicken fries
-cheese sticks or wtv its called
-french fries
- chicken royal
...... etc shelfayda balaa all that walking then eating alot of food ??

for all the couples out there ;)

Inquisitive

2007-11-09T15:39:00.000+03:00

inquisitive [inˈkwizətiv] adjective
1. showing curiosity; "if someone saw a man climbing a light post they might get inquisitive"; "raised a speculative eyebrow"
2. inquiring or appearing to inquire; "an inquiring look"; "the police are proverbially inquisitive"

Arabic: مُحِب للإسْتِطْلاع، فُضولي
Chinese (Simplified): 爱打听的
Chinese (Traditional): 愛打聽的
Czech: zvědavý
Danish: nysgerrig; emsig
Dutch: nieuwsgierig
Estonian: uudishimulik
Finnish: utelias
French: (trop) curieux
German: neugierig
Greek: περίεργος, αδιάκριτος
Hungarian: kíváncsi
Icelandic: hnÿsinn, spurull, nærgöngull
Indonesian: ingin tahu
Italian: curioso
Japanese: せんさく好きな
Korean: 호기심이 강한
Latvian: zinātkārs; ziņkārīgs
Lithuanian: smalsus, žingeidus
Norwegian: vitebegjærlig, nysgjerrig
Polish: wścibski
Portuguese (Brazil): curioso
Portuguese (Portugal): curioso
Romanian: curios, indiscret
Russian: любопытный
Slovak: zvedavý
Slovenian: radoveden
Spanish: curioso, preguntón
Swedish: frågvis, nyfiken
Turkish: meraklı

2007-11-09T12:28:00.000+03:00

alright this is my first blog EVER and i have injured my finger as u can see :P y3ne laaish ?? its like it doesnt want to blog and ive gota a headache too :P bad karma i guess .. bas fancy band-aid eh ??

Funny Story

2007-11-09T01:19:00.000+03:00

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car"

2007-11-09T00:49:00.000+03:00

Firts blog.. this is a test to see how it appears on the page ignore this :p